1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Coraline
"Learn how to tap-dance," he suggested without turning around.
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Touch my shiny new Monster printer ^_^
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Penn and Teller Bullshit
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5:50
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:48
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The A/C, my fan, and the hummingbirds outside complaining that the feeder's empty.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
An hour ago. Hanging up a birdhouse I just finished painting.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My calender
9. What are you wearing?
Blue yoga pants and a red sports bra
10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah. Don't remember enough of it though. Something about a wizard having problems with dragons.
11. When did you last laugh?
This morning looking at Failblog
12. What are on the walls you are in?
Posters, drawings, a painting, a couple autographs, my calender, and some wind chimes.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Normal people are weird and I see them everywhere.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Somewhat amusing
15. What is the last film you saw?
Frost/Nixon
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Pay off all my bills, buy a house for my mom, get a place for me and Jester, get him a new ren-faire costume, buy all the supplies I could possibly need for the business I'm trying desperately to make something of and... probably a car. Stick the rest in savings and go on making an honest living.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm a synaesthesiac (google is your friend).
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Abolish all religious control of the government.
19. Do you like to dance?
I'm not that coordinated.
20. George Bush:
[CENSORED]
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jemma
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Connar
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Heck yeah
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Hey, let's you and me have a few words...
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